I received that joke yesterday from my ozie girlfriend...
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end
her
life by throwing herself into the Brisbane River. When she went
down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity
on her. "Look, you've got a lot to live for, " he said. "I'm off to America
in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to
lose? That night, the sailor brought her on-board and hid her in a
lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three
sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn. Three
weeks later during a routine search ,the captain discovered her.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of
the sailors", she explained. "He's taking me to America, and he's
feeding me."
"What are you doing for him?" said the captain.
"He's screwing me" said the girl.
"He certainly is," replied the captain.
"This is the Brisbane ferry".
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