A precocious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a shit."