quand un australien nous décrit ce qu est un australien , ca donne ca :
"Being australian is about driving in a german car ,to an irish pub for a belgian beer , then while travelling home,grabbing an indian curry or a turkish kebab on the way ,to sit on swedish furniture and watch american shows on a japanese TV.
Oh and...... only in Australia ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance .
Only in Australia ....do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia .....do people order double cheeseburgers large fries and a DIET coke .
Only in Australia .....do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters .
Only in Australia ....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia .....do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won t miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia ......are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION......
58 aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 aussies have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
8 aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
543 aussies were admitted to emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
8 aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
