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Quelques blagues pour vous montrer ce que pense les propriétaires d'Holdens des voitures de leurs cousins Brittaniques. Celles ci sont softs
Definition of a British Car!
That's not a leak... My car is just marking its territory!
Rust protection
If you check the original owner's manual for any British car it says, usually on page 14, the following:
Rust proofing is not required due to the unique British Car Dynamic Oil Spray System (BCDOSS) with which your vehicle is equipped. Also note there are no required winterization precautions as the car will spend its winters being in a constant state of repair.
... you could look it up
You know you've owned a Jaguar too long when...
· You always park downhill.
· The guy at the parts house is listed as a dependent on your income tax form.
· You get in a car and are surprised when all of the instruments work.
· You tell your wife that you were out until 3AM because the car broke down ... and she believes you.
· The family is no longer upset in having to share the dinner table with a bunch of SU parts.
· You don't trust anyone named Lucas.
· When your generator dies, you just pull another out of your Lucas pile of bits.
· You wash your hands before working in the engine compartment.
· You'd rather give the family pit bull a bath than tune your SU carburetors again.
· You allow four hours for a trip, 3 for repairs and 1 for driving.
· You can unstick a jammed starter in the dark, in the rain, in 5 minutes and don't think it's a big deal.
· There's no oil on the garage floor so you know the car's completely empty.
· Your car makes a funny sound and you immediately know what's wrong, how much it will cost, and what tools you will need to repair it.
