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  Holden VS Brittish cars
Message Publié : 02 Sep 2004 20:37 
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Salut :)

Quelques blagues pour vous montrer ce que pense les propriétaires d'Holdens des voitures de leurs cousins Brittaniques. Celles ci sont softs :wink:

Definition of a British Car!
That's not a leak... My car is just marking its territory!

Rust protection
If you check the original owner's manual for any British car it says, usually on page 14, the following:
Rust proofing is not required due to the unique British Car Dynamic Oil Spray System (BCDOSS) with which your vehicle is equipped. Also note there are no required winterization precautions as the car will spend its winters being in a constant state of repair.
... you could look it up ;-)

You know you've owned a Jaguar too long when...
· You always park downhill.
· The guy at the parts house is listed as a dependent on your income tax form.
· You get in a car and are surprised when all of the instruments work.
· You tell your wife that you were out until 3AM because the car broke down ... and she believes you.
· The family is no longer upset in having to share the dinner table with a bunch of SU parts.
· You don't trust anyone named Lucas.
· When your generator dies, you just pull another out of your Lucas pile of bits.
· You wash your hands before working in the engine compartment.
· You'd rather give the family pit bull a bath than tune your SU carburetors again.
· You allow four hours for a trip, 3 for repairs and 1 for driving.
· You can unstick a jammed starter in the dark, in the rain, in 5 minutes and don't think it's a big deal.
· There's no oil on the garage floor so you know the car's completely empty.
· Your car makes a funny sound and you immediately know what's wrong, how much it will cost, and what tools you will need to repair it.


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Just din't get the Lucas ones .. :oops:
Maybe because I'm not driving (err, no, owning is the appropriate I guess) a British car. :wink:

Anyway, I think you can use the same for Bikers, with Harley instead (and in this case add some extra screws with the oil) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mais il y a-t-il une seule Harley sur le sol Australien ??


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  Holden VS british cars
Message Publié : 02 Sep 2004 23:58 
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Lucas spare parts I think ,but not sure, can't remember :?


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Message Publié : 03 Sep 2004 20:39 
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Lucas electrical parts have a special place in automotive history.
Often called 'Lucas the Prince of Darkness' due to regular failure of alternators etc

Raz00
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Message Publié : 03 Sep 2004 20:54 
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Thanks Razoo
You are right, now I can remember those Lucas spare parts for my old Cooper Mini. I used this car only a year, and it burnt imediately after I sold it to my boss :lol:


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