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Auteur :  Kate [ 29 Août 2004 16:35 ]
Sujet du message :  What NOT to include in a job application
Back on the subject of job applications, covering letters and resumes, the following funny I came across as a good example of what NOT to write....not sure if they come from acutal real-life examples...

1. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadshit progroms.

2. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

3. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

4. Its best for employers that I not work with people.

5. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

6. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.

7. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

8. My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

9. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.

10. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers
(scapegoat: par exemple, somebody who has to go when there is company trouble and somebody gets picked for it...)

Kate
Auteur :  tompouce [ 30 Août 2004 07:59 ]
Sujet du message : 
nice one :mrgreen:
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