Two guys were playing golf. One pulls out a cigar and discovers he doesn't have a light. The other guy reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a foot long Bic lighter.
"Wow," says the friend,"where did you get that big lighter?"
"My genie gave it to me," replied his partner.
"You have a genie?" asked the friend.
"Sure do. He's right here in this bag",replied the partner.
"Do you think he'd grant me a wish?"asked the friend.
"Sure he would!" said the partner.
Then he proceeded to take the genie out of the bag.
" Your wish is my command," boomed the genie.
"I want a million bucks" commanded the friend.
Nothing happened for a while then all of a sudden the sky turned black as a million ducks flew over.
" I guess I should've warned you about that genie. He's hard of hearing," said the partner. "You don't think I really wished for a 12 inch Bic, do you?"