Yesterday, University scientists released the recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones [ hops contain phytoestrogens ] and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

( I'm sorry for the females on this forum, please, don't hurt me ! Just kidding !)

And none of these men developed abnormally large boobs, as expected?

mmmhhh ... It was not mentionned in the experiment ... but, I don't think so .... atleast, females remain useful for something else !

dishwashing ?

Non pas la tete !!!!

Laurent

what a good question

Laurent & Seb should perhaps be veeeery careful....I know where to find a tonne of anti-male jokes...and I'm not afraid to post some



Kate

Ok Ok

Qu'est-ce que les Ovnis et les hommes intelligents ont en commun?
- Tout le monde en parle mais personne ne les a jamais vus.

Quelle est la plus petite prison du monde ?
- Le cerveau d'un homme, il y a juste 2 cellules.

Pourquoi les hommes aiment les femmes qui portent des vêtements en cuir?
- Parce qu'elles ont la même odeur que les voitures neuves.

Qu'est-ce que c'est, pour un homme, une soirée romantique?
- Un stade de foot illuminé aux chandelles

Qu'est-ce qu'un homme prévoyant ?
- Celui qui achète deux packs de bière au lieu d'un.

Pourquoi les hommes aiment-ils tant raconter des histoires de blondes ?
- Ce sont les seules qu'ils comprennent.

Laurent

Une cellule pour la sexe et l'autre.. C'est pour quoi?

Raz00

La biere ....

Laurent, that's very clever posting your own jokes first.....kind of like defusing your own bomb
You win this round, at least.
Kate