I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying :
- "Hi, how are you ?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed :
- "Doin' just fine !"

And the other guy says :
- "So what are you up to ?"

What kind of question is that ? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say :
- "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling !"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
- "Can I come over ?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him :
- "No ........ I'm a little busy right now !!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously :
- "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions !!!"