Memo to: All staff
From: Office Manager
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
Date: July 17, 2003
ATTENTION ALL STAFF.
1. In order to assure that we will continue to produce the highest quality possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other office.
2. If you feel you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed on top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
3. All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle, at your own speed.
4. If you consider yourself to be already trained, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List - Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.) program.
5. If you have further questions, please address them to our Head of Training - Special Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.) program.
Thank you
Boss In General - Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
P.S. With the personality some of you display around here, you could become the Regional Assistant Trainer - Special High Intensity Training (R.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
PPS. Those with no personality at all, don’t despair, you could be nominated for the honorary position of Deputy Unpaid Management Briefer for Special High Intensity Training (D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.)
heheh
Kate
(Sorry, no translation bits possible for this one!)
Et fallait te couper les cheveux si il depassait la limite autorise.... Sinon, back to where u came from !!!